A politician visited a village in India and asked the what their needs were.
“We have two basic needs, Honourable Sir,” replied the village leader. “Firstly we have a clinic but no doctor….”
On hearing this, the politician brought out his phone and made a lengthy phone call. Looking very pleased with himself he said, “Don’t worry I’ve arranged for a doctor to be here in the morning.”
“…secondly Sir, there is no cellphone reception anywhere in the village.”
Chris
Politics in Havering 